Boards
Brick Lane Bellends
So I was at 93 feet east last night. There was this awful, trucker capped, trust fund 'DJ' in a luminous workman's vest WITH A FUCKING LOUDHALER MCing the event.
Their idea of DJing was playing a song, stopping it, and then playing another one.
While the first band were on, he and the other DJ insisted on staying on stage and during one of their songs - The guy walked up and actually PUSHED PAST THE GUITARIST IN THE MIDDLE OF A SONG to get to someone in the crowd he wanted to talk to.
Then the cunt announced that his friend's laptop had been nicked at the last event and tried to have a collection to buy him a new one.
This man is an artistically bankrupt, jizz-slurping, talentless fucking prick and deserves to know it. I don't think I have ever even seen a bigger Nathan Barley cockwipe in my entire life.