Strangest fetish I've heard of recently is a friend of a friend who has a big thing for midgets. He lives in Dubai and has already hunted down every midget in the territory (three, in case you were wondering).

Thanks to his fetish I have been subjected to some weird-ass midget porn.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against midgets - but - hella what?

So. What't the weirdest fetish you've ever come across? I say that in a non-literal sense and I don't want really graphic details!