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Better than Family Guy. Better than about anything on TV, eh?
Last night I saw our hero do President Black Bush. Sample lines:
"What about Iraq, Mr President?"
"Why you ask me that, nigger?"
"But you said there were WMD."
"Yellow cake! Ask the Black CIA. Yellow cake."
"You said we'd have a stable govt in Iraq by now."
"The moon, baby! We goin' to the moon. All this Iraq -this and the economy -that. I've put that behind me. We're going to Mars. The red planet!"
"Is our whole reason for being in Iraq Mr President because of oil?"
"Why you ask me that nigger?"
Paraphrased of course, but ole Dave keeps me in tears. I don't even wanna tell you how funny L'il John fathering Oprah's baby was!!
Favorite Dave Chappelle moments:
Last night I saw our hero do President Black Bush. Sample lines:
"What about Iraq, Mr President?"
"Why you ask me that, nigger?"
"But you said there were WMD."
"Yellow cake! Ask the Black CIA. Yellow cake."
"You said we'd have a stable govt in Iraq by now."
"The moon, baby! We goin' to the moon. All this Iraq -this and the economy -that. I've put that behind me. We're going to Mars. The red planet!"
"Is our whole reason for being in Iraq Mr President because of oil?"
"Why you ask me that nigger?"
Paraphrased of course, but ole Dave keeps me in tears. I don't even wanna tell you how funny L'il John fathering Oprah's baby was!!
Favorite Dave Chappelle moments: