The person sitting next to me in the internet cafe is playing solitaire.

Why exactly do people play this game? It's about as entertaining as dragging a stick through shit. You've got the internet in front of you for feck's sake, can you not find anything more interesting? Webgames? Forums? Ratemypoo?

I'd sooner poke my eyeballs with sharp instruments than play solitaire. I can only conclude that the people who enjoy playing solitaire are as boring as the game itself.

It's rubbish for fuck's sake, don't even get me started on minesweeper.