Why do certain people have faces that are just eminently slappable? There's a guy at work with a tiny face that looks like it was rendered on an N64 on a big pink pumpkin style head which I just want to slap for some reason. Do you know anyone with a slappable face, famous or otherwise? What, in your considered opinion, makes a face susceptible to the impact of a thoroughly undeserved open hand?
N.B. PUNCHABLE FACES ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.