Our brains were fried so we opted to save Life on Mars for later...and instead ended up viewing first a programme about guys wanting to be Eunuchs and then a programme about grannybotherers.

Seriously, one guy was 32 and had married a 72 year old bitch from hell. Not that you could really sympathise with his parents since he was obviously the result of some sort of fucked up, over-protective, orthodontistry-free upbringing.

The 38 year old with the 17 year old were hilarious in their paranoia that the whole of Hornsea was out to get them. It actually became almost Day Today like toward the end.

Guys wanting their testicles removed paled into insignificance next to a leery grandma getting calf's eyes off of a young(ish) man.