No-one ever gives a fuck what anyone else is up to, ever. That much we know.

I, tonight, am going to see Reading reserves v Fulham reserves at the MFI stadium among the M4. I've never seen a reserve match before, I will be cheering on Fulham like a lifelong fan.

If you are thinking of responding to this by telling everyone what you are up to tonight, don't bother because no-one cares.

Reserve football, eh?