There's this Eminem-esque character on MySpace, from Rochdale. I've never met him, but he calls himself 'Poetic Street Brawler' and he would clearly prefer to be a black person.

The thing is, I don't have a clue who he is, but over the past few months he's been sending my bezzi and me these PMs, saying things like: 'U R GAY AND U DESERVE BEATIN 4 IT'. 'GAY BASTARD' 'I H8 U GAYS'.

Its pretty funny to be honest, that someone's being so aggressive over MySpace. I can't imagine myself sending messages like that to a stranger.

So yeah. If anyone has any MySpace poo, throw it at his face.