Today, I'm wearing brand new, never before worn pants and it feels fan....tastic.

They even came with their own little pouch to put them in. I'm not sure why.

Putting on brand new socks and pants is quite pleasurable, isn't it? Like getting into a newly made bed or a bath full of beans or something wacky that feels nice (keeping a comic relief theme - topical).

Why are pine nuts so expensive?