If you really want to read this, try using The Internet Archive.
A man this old:
http://tinyurl.com/2x6sc8
wearing THESE:
http://tinyurl.com/2frva3
Riding one of THESE:
http://tinyurl.com/239wes
Along THIS:
http://tinyurl.com/25qyz4
...and it's been such a nice day up until now. :-(