ok girls, why oh WHY, is farting so funny to you? its like theres nothing funnier? why do i hear this from my female friends so much:

"the other day i was in the supermarket queue....AND I DID A FART!!!"

resulting in the biggest laugh of the day.

this, however, pales into insignificance, when measured up to the "del boy falling through the bar" of fart jokes to girls....the fanny fart.

why?