i was reading one of the shit free evening papers on the bus home the other night, and the letters page was full of rants from simpletons about the evils of alcohol and alcohol advertising.

one of the letters started talking about super lagers, and referred to them as "oblivion in a can, aimed at tramps", and all i could think was how "oblivion" would be an ace name for a super lager.

"4 cans of oblivion, please!"
"can i have some oblivion, please!"
"mrrrffrrrrghhh oblivion plllrrrghzz!"

it works really well.

other good names for super lagers?