Who do you get when you put your face into facematch websites (ie, www.myheritage.com)? I always manage to prove the woeful inaccuracy of these sites by getting Keira Knightley, Audrey Tatou and Winona Rider, and random Chinese women, all of whom I look nothing like. My boyfriend always gets Peter Andre and Tracy Chapman, and we did it to his stepdad (a distinguished, very thin older gent) and he came up as Beyonce.

Who do you get?