Okay, i've got no idea where this comes from (i just pinched it from another forum that didn't quote the source, but i reckon it's quite unreal, so here it is.

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A pub sparked fury by serving a 'Barrymore Pie' - and describing it on the menu as: "Faggots swimming in gravy." Gay rights groups called for the dish to be scrapped at Mad O'Rourke's Pie Factory. But defiant boss Peter Towler vowed to keep the crusty favourite on his menu at the pub in Tipton, West Mids. The 47-year-old said: "It's been on the menu six years during which time I have had hundreds of thousands of customers and not a single complaint. "Why don't these people worry about something important - like the National Health Service"'