I travelled to a meeting today with my boss, and afterwards, as is (usually) a good idea with these things, it was time for a pre-M25 piss before heading home. I needed to go a bit so figured it was a good plan.

So we went into the toilet, stood at the two urinals...

NOTHING. Not a thing. My bladder must've taken a sabbatical. I hear the merry tinkle of natures work to my left, and for a full 20 seconds, I'm standing there, bits in hand, listening to my employer take a piss.

I figured I needed to cut my losses, so proceeded to exclaim "COR! Stagefright!" before zipping up and walking out. Why? WHY?
It thankfully wasn't mentioned again. Yet.

Anyone top that for utter cringing embarrassment? Make me feel better. Thank you.