Please help my friend Helen, I owe her a favour and she's very nice:

Some of you are men. Some of you know men that like to be helpful. The one thing you have in common is your love of answering my questions. This much know is true.

So, today I'm doing a feature about men and cheating, and their defintitions of the above action.

And so what I want to know from YOU is what's cheating? And what's not? At what point does it turn from being a nice innocent flirt to a big old infidelity?

Hilarious. Or funny. Or disgusting. All is welcome in the house of bownass.

You get me? No? Something like this...

' Phonesex is fine. If it's not physical it doesn't actually count does it?

'Just cause I call my female mate sexy doesn't mean I'm flirting.

Or, you know, something similar.

it's all 1 million percent anonymous. promise.

so, today in our office, we have to listen to jamie cullum singing jeff buckley. imagine that...

xxx