yo son, just a heads up to get you know that yaboi Ralph came runner up in the monthly Encinitas chicken wing eating competition!

23 (large) Buffalo wings = 15mins. no lube (drinks) no napkins, no seats, just straight jaw work. WOT!

I lost to a guy named Jim 'Dumpster' Duggan (the raining champ, my new hero)

I'd like to thanks my sponsors, my prehensile jaw and elasticated sweat pants.

So, whats your like best sporting achievement?? Or something?!? xXX