nothing that bad has ever happened to me i think.

but at reading this year i was sat on me camping chair next to the gazeebo when i went back to my tent for something or other. When i came back and sat down, my chair was soaking and i got a very cold and wet bum, i was most upset...some bugger had walked past and knocked the gazeebo and knocked all the rainwater from it on to my chair.

you may think it's not that bad, but i did indeed say at the time that it's one of the worst things that has ever happened to me.

now you say something