The other night I had a most disturbing dream, wherein I was at the DiS Christmas party and disgraceful bitch Carol McGiffin was the special secret surprise guest. This is her, for those who aren't familiar with Loose Women: http://www.wavecommunications.co.uk/Carol%20McGiffin.htm

Anyway, she was only about 2.5 feet tall, like a miniature human, and she was a solo singer-songwriter playing some folk-pop shit. Everyone went mental for her. I just thought I'd put that info 'out there' in case it comes true, so I can prove my psychic powers.