I need EXACT directions to get from the train station to UCL. When I say exact, I really do mean pretty much step for step. No walk straight on, turn second left - no no no. I need notable landmarks, and time estimates, and exact places to cross the roads.

This is a very, very scary thing for me. I get lost walking through York... and York really is a difficult place to get lost in.

I really am every bit as pathetically in need of help as I sound here.