What are you listening to? You can't even hear the words! It's all BEEP BEEP BEEP and BOOP BOOP BOOP! And do you have to listen to it so loudly?

How on earth are you supposed to program the video recorder?

Are you really going out dressed like that? You look like a hooker!

Why can't you tidy your room once in a while? I'm fed up of picking your shit up when you've left it about everywhere.

It's not music, it's just noise!