first: chucking out the barmy army's official trumpeter during the first test.

second: splitting the barmy army for fear of 'hooliganism' when it is KNOWN that the barmy army are one of the most sensible groups of travelling fans in sport.

third: CONFISCATING THE BARMY ARMY'S NEWSLETTER.

i would be so happy if the barmy army sued the arse off cricket australia for ruining their trip. so, so happy. the absolute cunts.