Dr. Kelso: Who the hell is responsible for not threating that man?
Dr. Cox: Well Bobbo, i was going to threat him but i lost my stetoscope -
J.D.: He's my patient Bob!
[Kelso and Cox turn around]
J.D.: i'm responsible
Dr. Kelso: Dr Dorian, i've kept my mouth shut about the resent sexual harrasment complaints because i don't think it's dair to punish i man for making smalltalk. Or say, asking his secretary for just once, to dress up as a gaisha girl and call him "Kelso San"
J.D.: What?

i have been watching episodes from Season 5 for the last three hours.
i love Scrubs.
it almost makes up for the horror that was The Last Kiss...