i actually am NOT alan partridge, sorry to disappoint you all...

so, the person who comes closest to describing me will win a prize. the prize will be eternal happiness (legal disclaimer: the prize will not be eternal happiness). some things to possibly guess? 'funny' predictions most welcome.

hair colour/style
height
eye colour
weight/build
skin colour
lookalike of

the dramatically anticlimactic unveiling of my real appearance will be made at 730 tonight.