fake coco pops (coco snaps) this time from asda, washed down with banana frijj. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

thought for the morning: why is there always a blind person, an annoying kid, and a stupid wailing twat singing an awful sing at a party before the disaster in every disaster movie ever made? and what, indeed, is the best disaster movie?

i say the poseidon adventure. you may say the swarm. who knows?