Satsumas. Ace.
Clementines. Rank.
Mandarins. Rank.
Soft Citrus. What?

Can't we have some internationally recognised way of naming all oranges? Its crezy. In Canada the satsuma is called a mandarin. So whats a mandarin called. They aren't the bloody same, so sort it out Canada.

This is one of my winter-based gripes. Does anyone else have any similarly anal and pointless problems with any other fruit? Discuss.