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You know when you get an itch on the back of your leg or your arse
Somewhere that you can't see, basically. Does anyone else get paranoid that it's actually being caused by a stampede of raging ants? I do.
Last night I had a sort of nightmare and ended up thrashing around in bed thinking my body was covered in ants, all because I had a slightly itchy upper thigh. The thrashing around ended up with me banging the top of my head on the headboard. It hurt a little bit.