How similar do the following two people look?

http://blogs.walkerart.org/filmvideo/wp-content/filmvideo/vert.park.ap.jpg

and

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40136000/jpg/_40136009_castle203.jpg

on a scale of 1-10. I happened to say that I thought they looked similar, whereupon I was mocked.

Mocked!