- A guy who somehow found out I'm not in a band and wants me to be in his band - and won't stop asking, but they're really gash - really pathetic, wet, drooping MOR Stereophonics blues rock'n'roll - and I don't have the heart to tell him "I will never ever play for you".

- One of my oldest friends from school who has somehow morphed into this depressive droopy character - but worse - he has things to be depressed about. His love life's not what it should be, members of his family die, he has an incurable condition. Talking to him is a straight bummer - so I just don't.

- My little brother. I like the guy, but... y'know...