I've just ordered a Sandwich from our local deli.

It's comprised of the following -

Cheese Savory
Polish Sausage
Jalapenos
Mayo
Lettuce
Black pepper

On paper it sounds horrid. But I assure you it tastes amazing. It is so large that it is very difficult to eat. A lot ends up all over my hands and desk.

Well, am i a pig? And what sandwich are you having today?