So I'm looking for tickets for the Warehouse Project in Manchester this weekend. Put an ad on Gumtree saying i'm looking for 2, £40 the pair (face value was £15) and I get this fuckwit.

"just seen your message and it is not 100% confirmed yet but i may have one or
two spare tickets it just depending on wheather my guesslist places happen to
which i am waiting a phone call- it is most likely i SHALL get these places and
the tickets WILL be spare. because of this i am not putting them on ebay as a
may not know to the day or day before. i need to know if you still need a
ticket(s) and when n where i would meet you for the handover and do u mean 40
quid each or for the pair cuz i shall not sell 2 at 40 pounds which is fair
considering the prices ebay. please let me know either way. cheers BAZ"

Fair? Fuck off.