Yes, just one shade shy of Daniel O'Donnell, Channel 4 have embraced the need for a cheery, mahogany faced presenter to sit in the chair, previously piss soaked by Des Lynam, to host your nan's favourite (not mine, mine is leik dead and stuff) teatime entertainment show COUNTDOWN. An obvious choice? A programme that should have been shelved when Daddy of Yorkshire Whitely went to the dictionary corner in the sky? Dis O'cuss

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