my housemate bought a new phone this weekend, off eBay. The bloke she bought it off said 'oh, there's probably some text messages and stuff still on there'. Fine. However, when she had a look around the images bit, the guy had left porn on there! Not photos he'd taken himself, but downloaded pictures, including one of a woman having sex with a dog.

Which begs the question - why would you want/need this? When would you ever be in a situation where you needed some wanking inspiration, but you weren't near a computer, a TV or a magazine? On public transport? At work? Enlighten me.

Sorry, I'm at work and I'm bored and it's Monday. I apologise...