Boards
The old lady on the bus goes on the floor, on the floor, on the floor
So Mr Driver took a corner too quickly and the lady opposite me slid right off her seat and ended up on the floor with quite a bump. I, along with a fellow kindred citizen of helpfulness, helped up back on to her seat. The driver simply shouted out "They dont make these seats like they used to, no grip, there is just no grip"
Deed of the day completed by 08:47 :)