i swear this gets better every week.

2048: Cristiano Ronaldo is out on the right, the sort of ground Ronald Reagan liked in his political career, and threads a delightful low cross into the box which evades both Wayne Rooney and Alan Smith.

2045: Sir Alex Ferguson is chewing his gum furiously.

2040: The Madeiran's parents were big fans of the former US President's films.

2038: Darryl Flahavan makes an excellent one-handed save to tip Cristiano Ronaldo's shot over the bar. Did you know Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan?

i mean, what?!