Become an emo or a goth!

I think this partly explains why these scenes are so popular.

The girls can put shitloads of make-up on and push their boobs up or whatever to distract from their faces, and the boys all dye their hair black and have half of it over their face anyway.

This also accounts for the age of a lot of these people - teenagers with spots (easily hidden with white make up! See!)

My theory is backed up by months of scientific research undertaken by monkeys on typewriters in a cave in the outer hebridies...LOOK OVER THERE!

*runs*

Sorry for using the word *ugly* I mean erm, not traditionally attractive in this society or whatever... Or...people with HORRIBLE FACES.