Boards
public toilets you need to visit
go to the one on the pathway by the thames, right next to the houses of parliament. classical music, masters painted onto the shiny white tiles. free. amazing.
also, the toielt in the savoy were pretty tasty. there was a man in a top hat in there, handing you towles and stuff, who i'm sure would have undone my trousers and held my little man for me if i'd asked.