Get home from the grind, kick the shoes off. Ponce around for 3 hours, then it's the BBC2 comedy sector. Then you put on a gigantic spag bol, it is done just in time for Question Time. Then your TV gets little flecks of meat on sauce on it as you shout "YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT, YOU FASCIST/COMMIE FUCK!" at the screen.

Then the rest of the night is free to waste.