I have risen from my slumber and feel absolutely grotesque.

My plane left Montreal at 7.45pm Canada time yesterday and landed at 8.30am UK time today.

I couldn't sleep on the plane and resorted to watching 'You Me & Dupree' and some other shit.

However, I fell asleep on the Piccadilly line on the way home and missed my stop, then went back 4 stops to my house, walked in and basically died.

I feel like I've been thrown down a well and pissed on.