my phone ringing. I answer it, and a man says ''morning helen''. I answer him, asking who it is. He is ''David'', who then procedes to tell me that ''you'll be on your own today, as Lindsay's been rushed into hopsital as her waters have broken''

This panics me, as he greeted me with my name, I have a flatmate called david and one called lindsay. Then I realised, she isnt pregnant, so I told him he had a wrong number. How weird though! To have all the right names, for him to type my number, I even know a pregnant lindsay (but she isnt preggers enough for hospital yet), and apparently I even sounded like the helen he wanted to speak to.

insania!