so i never really keep track of celeb gossip, especially for people who dont deserve the fame, but i was particularly amused to see a story in the mirror at work today saying that peaches geldof was conducting a secret affair with dick dastardly from the towers of london. what the hell?!? isn't she palsy with crablin? confusion of interests? dis/towers reconciliation coming soon? wut? give me some more gossip to fill my sad life please.