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Stealthy [Edit] [Delete] 13:27, 20 October '06

At about 4am last night, I did a fart so smelly I woke myself up.

It was so smelly I actually said "My GOD!" in the way American presidents in films do when something horrible has happened.

It was so smelly I had to leave the room.