1. Gang up with some hardcore, crack smoking freaks and steam tube passenegers for their cash before spending the dosh on more crack to shut ouit the terrible horror of 21st Century reality.

2. Stay in and watch "Who do you think eats what they are in a filthy house like this."

3. Go to the pub (again).

4. Come to see my band (yes, it's a SHAMELESS PLUG) play their first London gig for ages at the Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel. It'll be brutal, shambolic, noisy and fun. (I will put Jamie_Summers on the guest list cos he likes us so much ;))