Just think: no matter if we're 32 or 17, if we have children they will grow up telling their own babies about the '3 seasons' - winter spring summer - as far as I can see autumn will just slip off the 'calendar' as it were, judging by the fact that you don't need a coat and you can quite happily sit outside until quite late without shivering, and the fact that 23 leaves have fallen down since september and (I could go on....).

I'm not going to say 'Global Warming' as I'm don't write for the self serving Independent or work for a smug charity. I'm going to base this seasonal maladjustment to what happened in the 1960s film 'The Day The Earth Caught Fire'.

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