last night I was minding my own business, just standing on the pavement with a friend, when a car of yobbo holigans (probably wearing hoodies and high on DRUGS) drove past and threw an egg at me!

Luckily the egg just bounced off my soft, lardy back and shattered on the ground - no harm was done to me and no mess was made upon my clothing. SO who had the last laugh then? Not those stupid young ruffians, what a waste of an egg.

and what kind of person drives around with an egg just in case they see a handsome chap they want to throw it at? what is society coming to?