seen this programme? Its the missing link that confirms that this country has 'never had it so good', and the only way to clear artery blocking babysick like Jade Goody is to have a massive recession that takes us back to 1981. To think that people will queue for up to 10 hours to 'audition' to be the PA of someone who's barely evolved makes me shudder in a Traynoresque way.

In other news I've managed to turn myself into a 'Coal Not Dole' slogan from 1985.