A bird shit landed right on the top of my head this morning. I know this is supposed to be good luck but has anyone actually experienced a run of good luck after being dumped on by a bird?

Thinking about it, the last time I can remember it happening to me my Mum bought me some new shoes a few days later but I was only nine and my disposable income wasn't very high. Plus Alan had the same shoes and I don't think he was too impressed. They came with a free badge too.

Should I expect to have a great week now?

This is rubbish isn't it? Just use this thread to spout anything inane, perhaps you enjoy being defecated on? That's up to you but tell us about it here.

Bird poo is weird, isn't it?