BYE. You bastard. Five weeks in America!

But, it's not going to be all fun and games for you while we're stuck in our boring offices. Oh no no.

We want you to spot, and take photo evidence of, the following things (other DiSers, please add your own):

someone exceptionally fat
someone with a gun
a cowboy
Conor Oberst
a foodstuff made entirely of additives
an armadillo