So I was at the bus stop, there was about 4/5 other people waiting for their buses too and about 15 at the other bus stop 100 yards away.

Guy comes up to me asks for change for the phonebox. No. I don't have any. Keeps asking. No. Keeps asking.

"You want me to call my boys down the road and tell em to come up here" (cleary to do that I'd have to give you money you twunt)

Eventually I do give him 50p to try and get him to go away. Then he asks to use my phone. No. Then if he can put his SIM in my phone. No. And again and again and again.

He then says "I have a gun" He clearly doesn't (why would you be mugging somone for change if you had a gun fffkkkssssaakke) and is so unthreatening it's comical. He carries on like this sitting next to me at the bus stop and says "don't make a scene"

I stand up to get away, he follows and then says "do you want me to waste you here?" and I actually laughed out loud.

Jesus Lewisham, do better.