1) I was on a national express coach from london to manchester and these two blokes sat on the seat behind me saw the new Wembley and started discussing which London club played there. They agreed it couldn't be QPR but it was probably Watford.

2) I heard a guy in a pub claim that David Blain had held his breath the entire time he had been underwater in that stupid stunt thing

3) i heard a girl in the pub talking to her friends about the Da Vinci Code and she said "Honestly, as someone who was raised as a Catholic this film was just such an eye-opener!"

4) spoke to a posh lefty girl from gloucester at some lefty do and she said to me "you know, i've always consider MYSELF to be a palestinian"

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